Wait what?! A How-NOT-To Do List? Yea, that’s right, that’s not a typo in the subject line. How is this going to help you? Keep reading and find out.
#5. Never Read Anything That’s Informative
Focus on reading mainly fiction books and anything that just lets you relax. Perfect examples: Your Facebook newsfeed, any of the major news sites such as CNN, FOX, MSNBC, or if you really just want to zone out and become a full-fledged drone, then read TMZ.
I can promise you if you focus on reading sites like these and let your library card expire, that you’ll be relaxed and will probably be very content being average. Whatever you do, avoid books that can change your life.
#4. Cancel Your Gym Membership
We’re all going to die one day anyway, so what’s really the point of working out? To have a good body which is going to turn to dust anyway? Save yourself money every month, by canceling your gym membership, stop buying supplements and become best friends with your couch. You’ll save time everyday being able to relax and won’t have to break a sweat.
#3. Be Anti-Social
Avoid networking events, parties, going out at night and meeting girls in real life. Stick to mainly internet dating, hope that the girl will just come straight to your house so you don’t have to leave the comfort of your own home and become reclusive. Who wants to make new connections to people who can improve your life anyway? It’s all hype and anyone who tells you differently probably just got lucky and that’s why they’re successful.
#2. Don’t Think Outside The Box
It’s so much easier to just go with the flow and be content with a 9-5. Never try to start a business because it’s too risky. Period. Going along with what society tells us is best, is much easier and the best part? Your friends won’t get jealous of you! You’ll have security, have enough to go on vacation to Disneyland once a year and you’ll keep your friends happy.
#1. Refuse Advice From Successful People
The reality is all successful people only got there because they have rich parents, won the lottery or just got lucky. Whatever they tell you, is just to lead you astray so you don’t become successful like them. Ignore anything they write, or tell you, because I’m sure they’re just taking time out of their lives to write about nonsense to make other people be losers.
That concludes your How-Not-To-Do List. I can promise you that if you follow these 5 steps, you will stay average and be mega-normal.
The choice is now yours. What will you do?
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