“This bitch had an hourglass figure, almond shaped eyes and hair down to her phat ass. My perfect type of chick”

“This bitch had an hourglass figure, almond shaped eyes and hair down to her phat ass. My perfect type of chick”, my buddy literally sighed as he reminisced over a girl he saw at the gas station earlier that day.

“Did you approach her?” I asked.

“Uh well…nah man she looked like she was in a rush”, he avoided my gaze.

He knows me. He knows I’ll berate him for not grabbing the opportunity.

“Whatever dude. Plenty of girls out there”, I said. Might as well not make him feel worse than he already does I thought.

It got me to thinking though. 

What is my ‘perfect’ woman?

Does she exist, or is it simply a form of putting pussy on a pedestal?

I will describe to you gents what my ideal woman looks like and acts like tomorrow, but I’m curious: how would YOU describe your perfect woman?

Leave a comment with your description and a pic (if you like) of your ideal chick and I’ll pick one lucky winner to receive my entire book bundle for free.

This is going to be interesting…

Fuck chicks. Live life. Go here.

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  1. D
    09/30/2014 at 4:13 am

    I had to come back to this article because I remembered a great example of my ideal woman. No woman is perfect, but there is one woman I heard about years ago (probably when I was 13, lol) via AskMen.com that remains at the top.

    Google: Denise Milani

    I’m not sure if there is such a thing as “too big” … but maybe if they were a little bit smaller…

    You’ll know when you see.

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  2. Lukas
    09/16/2014 at 12:04 am

    Dark, long, hair with dark,deep, troublemaking eyes and “sharp features” in her face. Legs has to be tall at least to heaven, B+ to C breasts, skinny.Bonus if she’s from Europian-East country like Ukraine,Russia, Belorussian, Poland but even Slovakia or Czech.
    No need to say I never met girl like this.

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  3. delonsch
    09/12/2014 at 11:31 am

    Perfect/ideal girl is a different girl for every night.

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  4. 8amcocktails
    09/11/2014 at 8:03 pm

    Sofia vergara and Gemma Arterton

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  5. HistorySD
    09/11/2014 at 7:18 am

    The perfect woman doesn’t exist. She just doesn’t. There will always be some part of a woman you don’t like, so you can choose to settle for a girl or you can choose to move on.

    But for shits and giggles (and some free books), let’s say she does exist.

    She’s playful, adventurous, *loyal*, and not afraid to get her hands dirty. By that, I mean she lets me cum on her hands.

    Kidding. Because this girl doesn’t “let me” do anything. I will always be in charge. Does that mean she gets to have her own opinions? Sure. But when it comes down to it, she needs to know that I’m right. Even when I’m not.

    I’d probably go with an American girl, because in this hypothetical scenario she’s not an entitled bitch anyways. Also, the fit girls in the US are usually pretty hot (have you seen those chicks in Texas/Indiana? Fucking hot. I’m getting off topic. End parenthesis).

    Brunettes all the way. Blondes are hot, but I like the way brown hair contrasts with light skin. Big boobs are a plus, but I’d rather be dating a girl with a C cup and perfect nipples than a DD with pepperonis. Teardrop ass. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, look it up. It’s where the bottom of the ass is ore defined, hence the “teardrop”. And legs. Don’t have fat legs. Just don’t. Go for a run or something, if we’re fucking doggystyle I want to focus on your ass jiggling, not your leg fat. Nasty.

    That’s about it.

    P.S.- INNIE belly button.
    P.P.S.- Learn to spell. Spelling correctly isn’t difficult.
    P.P.P.S.- Trim yo’ toe.

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    • DIESEL
      09/11/2014 at 12:59 pm

      Trim yo’ toe! Hahaha.

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  6. J Rawles
    09/11/2014 at 2:41 am

    JB-
    Ive gotten the number (first cold approaches I ever did-O know its lame compared to making her yours) of a woman comparable to your dream girl at a SoCal airport-I told her I thought she had style and was fine and boom she gave me her card (she was a Vegas business woman). I live in heehaw but if the girls like that one are all over Vegas then its gotta be pretty fly.

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  7. J Rawles
    09/11/2014 at 2:37 am

    Ive seen her I was a 19yo Mammas boy gameless tard out to Lunch at an upscale Italian restaurant she was a blonde 22yo mega tit (had to be perky-yes perky! 36dds!) juicy hip babe (body like pron actress Sara Stone-I dont do porn anymore-its the Illiminatis way to waste mens seed in their prime reproductive years/population control) from Minneapolis down in the dirty South going to college. I would have done anyhting to go back in time and been jacked instead of fat and to spit solid game and close her-she was so bad-like a pretty blonde nordic face pettie and so stacked-that girl I can still see her.

    CMQ-
    if your 20s have sucked can you still pull a bad 22yo like that well into your 30s or is that the realm of top players, rock stars, rappers, wealthy businessmen, male models, etc.

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  8. J.B
    09/11/2014 at 12:52 am

    She would look like Barbara Mori. Submissive, sweet, caring, and importantly… loyal.
    But the question is self deluding because beauty fades, no matter how a hard 10 your girl is time will catch up to her and no amount of botox, good genes, and fitness will change that. A true player is aware of this ugly fact, knowing it’s only a matter of time before he gets bored with her or she no longer is that attractive to him. Sure “love”, kids, a family will slow that feeling of ennui in your life but when your daughter’s hot, young friends are making eyes at you and you feel a hot, passionate feeling inside and in your pants and have the skills to fulfill your desires… will you really change your nature? For the sake of an aging wife/girlfriend? In the end, your dick is the one that decides who’s hot to trot and who’s not.

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  9. 09/10/2014 at 10:09 pm

    Something like this:

    English rose type girl. Slim, blonde, tight body, not necessarily big boobs or arse, the sort of figure that fits an evening gown.

    Seems slightly submissive, thoughtful and shy at first glance, like she’s pondering something other than which side she takes a better selfie from. That innocent look which says she’s not even heard of sex before, but may be up for finding out what it is with you, then mischievous eyes that let you know what’s in store.

    Also, the sort of girl who can cook and knows how to look after her man; she understands I’m busy with more important things and knows where she fits in, that if I’m happy, she’s happy. She won’t check her phone when she’s with me and thinks Facebook is silly.

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  10. Adam T.
    09/10/2014 at 9:28 pm

    My ideal woman..hmm. Wow..this had me going back to my post on the thread regarding turn offs. Always good to have something to refer to. Alright, enough about that.

    Now about “her”: Average height or slightly shorter, brunette (nothing shorter than neck length hair, but not too terribly long either), nice firm ass, boobs at around a C or slightly bigger, preferably blue or light colored eyes (but will settle for darker color).

    She must be low maintenance, compassionate, selfless, always up for new adventures, smart, cultured, loves to travel, takes great care of herself, has an awesome sense of humor, and finally and most important..she’s a “ride or die” kind of woman.

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  11. Rad S
    09/10/2014 at 9:05 pm

    There she is. The perfect woman. Right in front of me.
    5’6, long brown hair in a side braid lightly touching the top of her breast.
    Actually she is hardly a woman yet. A young woman at most. 18 years. But with a mind not too childish, yet not ruined by years of bad experiences with other men.
    A warm personality who is genuine and loving. Knows the value of family and loyalty.
    Her body is slim, hour glass curves. Breast big enough to grab, yet still fitting her feminine figure. The ass makes make you think:”She squats bro”. Big, firm and round.
    Her skin has as little tint to it. Just enough to question if she is has Latin blood in her veins. And it is so soft. Touching it has this mesmerizing relaxing effect on me. Makes me want to hold her tight. (When I’m not fucking her)
    Her eyes crystal blue, always with a little sparkle in it. Feels like her eyes always are smiling at me

    At first she might seem a little shy. But that’s just with me.
    She is fun and worth spending time with. I can have a real conversation with her. And speak my opinion without her feeling hurt or betrayed.
    She is intelligent, but not a smartass. She knows when to keep quiet and when to crack a joke.
    She understands that men and women are not the same. That their differences were ment to compliment each other.

    When I look at her, I cannot stop thinking about having sex with that beautiful, fragile human being she is. Protect her. Love her. Show her to the world, making them wish they were me.
    When I look at her, I think marriage and kids sounds like something i want to do. Raise a family. Be a great father and husband.
    When I look at her I feel happy. I have found one good enough for me.

    Googling side braid actually had a quite fitting picture; ( http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2010/GalxMonth/050410-Zoe-400.jpg )
    Something is off about her nose though. Too flat and wide.

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  12. DiltWasney
    09/10/2014 at 7:51 pm

    Not a feminist. Not on mind altering medication (depression, sleeping problems, bi-polar, etc). Likes to work out. Likes nature. Develops herself in ways that keeps her away from social media long periods at a time. Doesn’t hurt if she is above 7.

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  13. Ralph Lockwood
    09/10/2014 at 6:32 pm

    OK, here goes…..
    Very tall Caucasian girl, like a true 6-footer when not wearing heels. Long hair down to the small of her back, black as midnight.
    Thin, with near impossibly long legs (you guys know what I’m talking about) and a tight butt you could bounce quarters off of.
    A nice rack, although nothing huge that would look awkward on her body frame.
    The face would be slightly exotic with large eyes and pursed lips. The nose would be sharp and almost prominent, but not detracting.
    The lady has got to be fashionable. No Wal-Mart or EBay in her wardrobe. Feminine, reasonably smart without being bookish/nerdish.
    And the biggest factor, she’s got to be supportive and helpful with no drama.
    Yup, pretty much impossible……..

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  14. Pumpndump
    09/10/2014 at 4:07 pm

    Physical: firm round ass and tits, cute (makeupless) face and tan skin

    Lifestyle: as long as her fun isn’t “watch football,chill with friends,smoke,drink,beer, and music” – Quote by Amanda(19 year old college girl I met 2 days ago)

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  15. Diego
    09/10/2014 at 4:01 pm

    For me the perfect argie girl has to have two main characteristics that are key: Body and Personality. My type might be european, but for all I know, I can just look around my uni campus, fuckin A, full of blondes and brunettes. No latinas here, sorry gents.

    Body: Tall, tan, young and lovley (yes, Ipanema girl). Clear eyes, green or blue. Hair must be clear brunette or scandinavic blonde, hair type a little bit curly. Some frekles are welcomed. And curves of course. Long legs + torso. Imagine Maggie Grace in Californication.

    The perfect personality should be the out going, fun type of girl. (some of you might fancy shy). She acts like its understood and doesn’t go round and round (unlike most girls here in Buenos Aires that do this. I might write something about how to get around it for you gringo cats)
    Although she might be difficult, shes not full of bullshit, like most complains I here about the States.

    La mina Argentina (the argie girl) is the most difficult to aproach (day game is out of the question, ask roosh), but results are soooo good.
    Approching foregin girls is a piece of cake.

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  16. hhh
    09/10/2014 at 2:27 pm

    Every woman I pull is the perfect woman.

    Until I cum.

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  17. Diego. A
    09/10/2014 at 2:23 pm

    My perfect girl is out there even though some people believe the a “Perfect girl” doesn’t exist I know she is real (With out sounding desperate). She is going to be my kind of crazy: fun, outgoing, never wanting to stay home. And she must love to travel around anywhere. She has to actually listen and acknowledge me.Not always be in her damn phone. She has to be the person to always light up the room when she walks in. I will find her soon.

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  18. DIESEL a.k.a. D
    09/10/2014 at 1:18 pm

    The Ideal “Out Fucking Standing” Woman

    – – – – – – – – – – – – –

    Me: “Okay…”

    * I quietly say this to myself as I see my ideal woman walking past me.

    * She was absolutely “slammin” man! I’m telling you…

    .
    .

    It was another one of those times…

    You know – the times when you see a girl, she sees you, and there is an *instant* and *innate* attraction.

    Yes – a type of attraction so strong, the thought of fucking her
    raw and leaving your seed deep inside of her is very pleasing, yet…
    purely imaginary.

    .

    It was a calm, slightly cloudy, yet perfectly sunny
    and cool day during the Spring of 2014.

    I was sitting down outside of a cafe alone,
    enjoying the fresh morning air and a steamy cup o’ Joe.

    I could feel the calm breeze gently brush against my arm.

    .

    As my ideal woman walks by me, I am able to capture
    a vivid mental image of her perfect form and essence
    within seconds.

    .

    I hear her black heels click on the
    red brick sidewalk as she moves
    with a feminine motion so appealing
    it’s as if she knows I am gazing
    and wants to tease me.

    Well, it’s working…

    .

    She has perfect feet.

    Before she went out she slipped them
    into her black leather heels with tiny gold lining.

    She takes one last look at herself in the mirror.

    .

    She sees her perfect feet, within her black leather heels, with the tiny gold lining.

    Her short legs have calves and thighs which are
    sun kissed bronze and with a sexy muscle tone
    thanks to all the yoga and running she does with
    her ‘girlfriends’ every other day.

    Her bright white shorts with a dark brown
    leather belt cover her voluptuous ass.
    It’s so curvy and squeezable.

    She is wearing a maroon crop-top that exposes her flat and toned belly.

    Her hair is long, smooth and dark brown with hints of gold that are visible as the sun shines through.

    .

    WAIT!

    I’m slowly starting to remember her lustful scent.

    It was pleasant and I caught it when she passed by.

    *click, click, click*

    Me: “Fuck!”

    I must have been getting distracted…

    We locked eyes and smiled at each other yet she is walking away from me.

    I feel the urge to leave my coffee behind and just go after her.

    But I have a slight moment of hesitation.

    Oh no…

    This is a MAJOR problem.

    Am I going to let this women walk passed me and out of my life forever?

    This is problem, but there is a solution! (“This is true.”)

    Oh yes, you see…

    Christian McQueen has distilled his sage wisdom
    (which can only be earned after years and years of experience in the game)
    into his life altering, man making, oh so valuable books.

    Thankfully today he is offering his entire book bundle for free to a lucky guy.

    Who knows what kind of MASSIVE positive change that book bundle could do?

    To that one luck guy…

    .
    .

    PS: I wasn’t sure how to add a picture.

    PPS: About that one lucky guy…

    😉

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  19. Jace Lawren
    09/10/2014 at 1:02 pm

    The perfect woman?
    I have to say that the perfect woman is synonymous to the human mind. The image of the perfect woman constantly changes as one goes through life’s experiences. It would be wrong for me to describe my perfect woman because I’m only 18 and still have lots of girls to meet from different areas of the world. This is definitely a question I would ask myself when I hit my 30s, but until then I choose not to contemplate on the question.

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  20. Mwilye
    09/10/2014 at 12:38 pm

    The “perfect” girl for me that I would “marry” would have an hourglass figure, with such nice ass that fills out her pants but is toned and not just fat. Her boobs will be nice and perky, no fucking big nipple shit, nice little pink nipples. Would be from Spain/Portugal or France as i love those european girls, the accents are so fucking hot! She would have a cute face that requires little maintenance and have long brunette hair. She would have the class of Emma Watson, a chick that is feminine and respects herself and won’t do stupid nude selfies and store them on iCloud like an idiot.

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  21. Chris
    09/10/2014 at 10:01 am

    A curvey dark haired Latina also with a fat ass lol

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  22. Asher
    09/10/2014 at 9:47 am

    I’ll know her when I see her.

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  23. Leadfoot
    09/10/2014 at 7:15 am

    Long straight brown hair, blowing slightly in the breeze. Dimpled cheeks, bright eyes, an inviting smile. Toned with a hint of definition, but with soft warm rounded breasts, topped with perky pink nipples. A bottom built for action, and the whole package in fun size.

    Demure yet daring. Clean but dirty. A long tongue and a quiet mouth.

    When I see her I’ll have her.

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  24. alpha.rez
    09/10/2014 at 6:46 am

    My perfect girl would be a unicorn.

    Now that we know they don’t exist, instead I’ll get to what kind of woman I will hope to marry.

    A young Latina girl with pale complexion. A huge ass and perfect NATURAL tits with round nipples. She’ll have brown eyes and long, dark brown hair. She’ll be from some small town in Mexico. She will be hard working in that she will get up to milk the cows on her ranchero because her father asked her to and she is to obey. She’s going to be feminine in that she will be able to cook me food and clean without asking. She’ll be a virgin saving herself for marriage, hoping that some Mexican-American man will take her to the U.S. where she could have a family and provide them with a stable home and new opportunities for her children.

    Besides her children, the only person she will love will be her husband. She will be grateful to leave her home country of rural Mexico and remain loyal to her husband regardless of how many suitors will want her. She will know that her life is to be healthy and keep up with her fitness. She will do everything for her children and for her husband.

    As her husband comes home from a hard working day, she will be sure to keep a clean house and hot meal for him to return to. When he has a hard, cruel day the husband will know that he has his lovely lady that still loves him waiting for him at his house.

    She will only use her smart phone to search the internet and catch up with her latest novelas. She will only use social media to stay in touch with the rest of her family in Mexico and send them pictures of her own family. When her husband speaks to her, she will keep her cell phone away and always give him her undivided attention.

    She will be aware of how much other men desire her but will use it to the benefit of her husband only. When her husband has a dinner party at their home, she will remain polite and pleasant as she charms the guests and ensures that the men her husband works for respect him.

    As the years of mothering children take their toll and she hits the wall, she will age knowing that she spent her most beautiful years of her life to meet a man who will commit to her.

    This is me writing a fucking novel in the comments. I just turned 18 and from California so I don’t know what I’ll want in the next ten years but this is my guess.
    Anyways, I’m a big fan of your blog, McQueen. I’m thankful to have a resource like this to learn about real shit for real life. Looking forward to reading future posts.

    -danny

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  25. 09/10/2014 at 6:23 am

    Dark hair, blue or green eyes, Caucasian, average height, with a large, firm, fit ass and any boobs that aren’t pancake nipple/party hat shaped/saggy.

    Imagine Rachel McAdams in Wedding Crashers but with more ass.

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    • 09/11/2014 at 1:48 am

      My perfect woman would have to be an Asian girl with a dedication to fitness, intelligent and witty, and always working towards keeping me emotionally and sexually satisfied. I want an Asian girl not just for looks, but they tend to be more family oriented especially if they are second or third generation Americans. In their households, they were taught the man of the house has a certain role, and the woman of the house is supposed to be feminine and support the man. They work hard, exhibit intelligence, and can cook some AWESOME meals.

      She’d be my gym partner, spotting me on a heavy set, and helping me with meal prep.
      She’d be an extra pair of hands when I’m working on the internals of my car and isn’t afraid of getting a little grease on her hands.
      She’d be spontaneous and always willing to try something new.

      Looks…she’d have a great ass that she got from working hard in the gym…light brown eyes with long, auburn or black hair…and nice teeth.

      Other than that, I want her to be obedient to a certain extent. I’m not a fan of women who don’t have a mind of their own because they are BORING as hell.

      Anyways I don’t feel like my “perfect” girl is impossible to find. She’s rare but attainable, and I don’t see the point in having a “perfect” anything if it isn’t something that could actually happen…just my 2 cents.

      First time posting so not sure how to post a pic…but I found a pretty good one.

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      • 09/11/2014 at 1:49 am

        That chick looks quite similar to one of my harem girls actually. Want to meet her? ha

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      • nickanaku
        09/11/2014 at 2:11 am

        That would be some crazy shit if you introduced me to my perfect gal Christian. I figure once I’m where I want to be in my life, “perfect” girl will gravitate towards me. If your girl tells you she’s moving to NC, you’ll know why haha.

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