You gentlemen are smart.
You get advice on how to better your life from men who are not strangled by corporate sponsorships.
Men’s Health South Africa recently removed an article on How To Get A Woman’s Number, because certain *cough* female readers (and men who are clearly not getting laid) labeled it as “creepy”.
This is not a joke.
Now, a magazine that’s always been rather pathetic anyways and filled with useless affiliate crap, has now decided to slap men in the face everywhere and not provide practical advice on how to have better social skills.
If they can’t write about how men can get a woman’s number, then here are some suggestions for the weak-kneed beta bitch boy editors they employ:
“How To Send Smoke Signals And Attract The Woman of Your Dreams”
“5 Ways To Remove Your Balls And Become A Beta Bitch Boy (No Surgery Needed!)”
“How You Can Use Your Imagination And PornHub To Replace A Real Woman’s Touch”
“10 Ways You Can Weed Yourself Out Of The Gene Pool (You Don’t REALLY Need Sex!)”
I’m going to pause for a moment and throw up, because it’s beyond obvious that men are under attack in this world.
If you’re masculine, you are “misogynistic”.
If you’re good with women, you are “manipulative”.
If you have balls and refuse to bend to society’s consistent shaming of masculinity, you are “unstable and angry”.
Well, I have a big announcement for Men’s Health: Fuck you.
You are doing a disservice to men everywhere by catering to the exact audience that doesn’t buy your magazines: women.
But, I chuckle at your demise, because men will seek out truth.
They have and will continue to find real, actionable TRUTHFUL advice in blogs just like this one.
The game is up. The internet has leveled the field of ‘journalism’ and has created a tidal wave of access to the ordinary man to find real-life advice on how to meet women, become better at life and become the best man they can be.
I will not even give them the satisfaction of linking to their article, but a quick search on Twitter for @MensHealthZA will show you what happened.
As long as I’m alive, masculinity will have a proponent of truth and a champion for men everywhere.
The truth will prevail.
Mainstream men’s magazines will continue to alienate men everywhere in exchange for more money and the approval of women. This blog will not.
Do men everywhere a favor and share this on every social media platform you’re on. Get the word out. If we don’t, who will?
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